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The Quest for Ralph Egg

by Vylet Pony

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lyrics

Ralph Egg
Is nowhere to be found
Pineapple Joseph
Travels far and wide

To find our hero
Ralph Egg
He broke out of prison
Not long ago

So Joe embarks
On a quest

Over the rooftops
Through the raging sea
Pineapple Joseph
Calls out to you and me

Come along and help me search
for the man of mystery
Ralph Egg is in trouble
But sunny side’s up to be

Dashing through a Walmart checkout
Crying in a Burger King
Breaking and entering
Into a Tesco bathroom

He must be somewhere
The Duke of Yolks
The King of Scramble

Bash down the door to the Foot Locker
And eat all of the shoes

There he is!
Pineapple Joseph cries aloud
Ralph Egg is being captured
By the Bosnian police

He robbed every McDonalds
Of their thousands of sporks
Their thousands of sporks
Their thousands of sporks

Out of nowhere
Comes Mr. Krabbs
He fights off all the coppers
With his claws

From behind him
Comes Princess Celestia
Who gives Ralph Egg
the blessing of the crown

For a moment
The world is quiet
As Ralph Egg
Sits upon his throne

The blessing of the Alicorn
Grants unlimited power
So will the world be safe?
Or shall it fear the man

Ralph Egg.

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released November 26, 2020
Written by Vylet
Music by Vylet
Vocals by Vylet
Produced, mixed, and mastered by Vylet
Artwork by Ampderg
Funded by and inspired by Ampderg

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